"DUCKTINI"  Printed in WHITE ink on HOT PINK T's

Printed Front and Back

This Design was inspired a few years ago from an old limerick that goes...

"If water were vodka and I was a Duck

I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

But water isn't vodka and I'm not a duck

So hand me the bottle and shut the F#@K up!"

100% Cotton Light Weight Hanes Nano T's.

HANES NANO - is a Light Weight, Softer, Better Fitting T (See Size Section for Measurements)

• 100% 30-singles preshrunk combed ringspun cotton
• Tag-free neck label
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Hemmed sleeves and bottom
• Contemporary fit
• Narrower ribbed collar with coverseaming

Some shirts may not be available in all colors and sizes at all times. There is an Upcharge for 2XL & up ($2.50) - Not all sizes may be available - please email if you dont see your size available. Thank you!  (NOTE 4XL Are on a HeavyWeight T Shirt)

Design is © Shane Ruff Studios 2014 -

We design and print all of our shirts ourself in our workshop in Eliot Maine, about an hour North of Boston. 

Internet color translation is not always true to the original, colors shown are for indication only and have been chosen to best portray the design and product but there may be differences in the final item.